Thursday, March 27, 2008

bike gang

i live in a place that is very very bike friendly. in fact, so bike friendly that my drunken music junkie friends and i have started a bike gang. no, totally dude, its all hard core. last year when i wrecked my vw, i bought a bike, a bad ass schwinn cruiser...is that how you spell schwinn? whatev...and this year because its so fucking beautiful out here, the rest of the kids are on board too... we've decided that all those fags in spandex w/ water bottles and helmets are going DOWN! im gettin a basket, that we can fill w/ water balloons...expect full on boyz in da hood drive bys...shit part of it is, we dont know what to name it...'i think you should name it sean'

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

too bad "when midgets attack" is already taken...

hockeytemper said...

we need jackets...

zombielu said...

hahaha, poor grant, you know he def wishes he was part of the bike gang...but alas, he lives in the land of the morons i mean, mormons oh and 3.2 beer...goody!!! we need jackets with patches...i vote for unicorns

hockeytemper said...

unicorns...really? Really? How about black panthers - wait that's taken.