Thursday, May 8, 2008

I've always been different with one foot over the line


lando: CRAZY CRAZY


lu:yes, you are. youve always been crazy but you know, its kept you from going insane?


lando:TECHNICALLY SPEAKING YOU ARE CORRECT. BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS; HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DRUNK BABY?


lu: only in my dreams. have you? dude, you know what? i fucking miss you like crazy


lando:I HAVENT EITHER, BUT IT'D BE TOTALLY HILARIOUS, ITS ALL LIKE OH SHIT THAT BABY'S TOO DRUNK TO TALK...OH WAIT. I MISS YOU TOO, MOST PEOPLE DONT GET ME


lu: hahahahahahahaha that baby's too drunk to talk! hahahahahahahahaaaahhhhahahaha


lando:STUPID BABIES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


lu: i...cant...breathe...hahaha, next thing you know the drunk little thing will try to walk


lando: YEAH TOTALLY THEN IT'LL BE SO WASTED IT'LL PISS ITSELF!


lu: just got out of the shower, had a ball game tonight and beers after, getting into sleep zone and thinking about drunk babies. you?


lando:WELL AT LEAST IT ISNT RANDOMLY THROWING UP ON ITSELF...SNAP


lu: oh the humanity, almost feel sorry for it.


lando: BALL GAME? SHOWER? BEERS? WHO IS THIS, JOSE CONSECO?


lu: how did you guess??you know, i was thinking, how would you know if youve ever seen a drunk baby?


lando:USUALLY THEY TRY TO PUNCH YOU, OR BREAKDANCE


lu: is this a scientific fact, or just based on your observations of nic?


lando:CALL AL GORE, BABY, THIS SHITS AIRTIGHT!


lando: OR AT LEAST TRY TO PAGE HIM


lu:im on it. i have access to the very secret scientific fact phone. shhhh no one can know. what are you up to tonight anyway? soccer and whiskey or beers and waylon?


lando:IT'LL BE OUR SECRET, JUST LIKE THE JFK THING AND CELLPHONE SHADOW PUPPET THEATRE


lu:.hey now, you never know who is listening in. i thought we decided we wouldnt talk about cell phone shadow puppet theatre in such an open forum such as text messaging



lando: DONT WORRY, IM WEARING A TIN FOIL BERET, THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.



real conversation, with a real lando.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

funniest blog post ever

zombielu said...

hahahaa, it was(as im sure you know, being that you know the lando) a random text conversation at like 230am.....

hockeytemper said...

heh, Lando's cooler than the "other side" of the pillow!

zombielu said...

why does this conversation make me want to drink colt 45?

Anonymous said...

gross.

makes me want to throw knives.

zombielu said...

YES!!!! i miss the throw-jo.....

hockeytemper said...

I wish I had a throw-jo. I've got this busted old VCR I'd like to see in a million pieces...

Anonymous said...

dude, steve, just take it out to the street and smash that shit!

zombielu said...

hahahaha and smash that shit, like we used to do up against the trains when i lived on farmer....oh how i miss bon fires and trains........