lando: CRAZY CRAZY
lu:yes, you are. youve always been crazy but you know, its kept you from going insane?
lando:TECHNICALLY SPEAKING YOU ARE CORRECT. BUT LET ME ASK YOU THIS; HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DRUNK BABY?
lu: only in my dreams. have you? dude, you know what? i fucking miss you like crazy
lando:I HAVENT EITHER, BUT IT'D BE TOTALLY HILARIOUS, ITS ALL LIKE OH SHIT THAT BABY'S TOO DRUNK TO TALK...OH WAIT. I MISS YOU TOO, MOST PEOPLE DONT GET ME
lu: hahahahahahahaha that baby's too drunk to talk! hahahahahahahahaaaahhhhahahaha
lando:STUPID BABIES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
lu: i...cant...breathe...hahaha, next thing you know the drunk little thing will try to walk
lando: YEAH TOTALLY THEN IT'LL BE SO WASTED IT'LL PISS ITSELF!
lu: just got out of the shower, had a ball game tonight and beers after, getting into sleep zone and thinking about drunk babies. you?
lando:WELL AT LEAST IT ISNT RANDOMLY THROWING UP ON ITSELF...SNAP
lu: oh the humanity, almost feel sorry for it.
lando: BALL GAME? SHOWER? BEERS? WHO IS THIS, JOSE CONSECO?
lu: how did you guess??you know, i was thinking, how would you know if youve ever seen a drunk baby?
lando:USUALLY THEY TRY TO PUNCH YOU, OR BREAKDANCE
lu: is this a scientific fact, or just based on your observations of nic?
lando:CALL AL GORE, BABY, THIS SHITS AIRTIGHT!
lando: OR AT LEAST TRY TO PAGE HIM
lu:im on it. i have access to the very secret scientific fact phone. shhhh no one can know. what are you up to tonight anyway? soccer and whiskey or beers and waylon?
lando:IT'LL BE OUR SECRET, JUST LIKE THE JFK THING AND CELLPHONE SHADOW PUPPET THEATRE
lu:.hey now, you never know who is listening in. i thought we decided we wouldnt talk about cell phone shadow puppet theatre in such an open forum such as text messaging
lando: DONT WORRY, IM WEARING A TIN FOIL BERET, THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.
real conversation, with a real lando.
9 comments:
funniest blog post ever
hahahaa, it was(as im sure you know, being that you know the lando) a random text conversation at like 230am.....
heh, Lando's cooler than the "other side" of the pillow!
why does this conversation make me want to drink colt 45?
gross.
makes me want to throw knives.
YES!!!! i miss the throw-jo.....
I wish I had a throw-jo. I've got this busted old VCR I'd like to see in a million pieces...
dude, steve, just take it out to the street and smash that shit!
hahahaha and smash that shit, like we used to do up against the trains when i lived on farmer....oh how i miss bon fires and trains........
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